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Virginity Demotivational Poster


VIRGINITY -




HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"


TAGS: loser vigin virginity nerd gaming gamer
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Roberto7

mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 4:09 pm
Hookers, Dirty dirty hookers.
femy - May 6, 2009, 3:58 pm
so how did he get lucky at 37?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:45 pm
Hardcore Dork.
Culos - March 25, 2009, 11:08 am
I think you may be wrong here, rape is not 'getting laid'. Furthermore drugs and alcohol fuck up your mind so you're probably just imagining it. Keep on gaming.....
X - March 25, 2009, 11:03 am
I have at least 100 times as many games as this deuche and I get laid almost everyday. Two words: ALCOHOL and DRUGS! The bitches won't even notice how many video games you have.
?? - February 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
Fred you fail.... Computer geeks have books in their rooms? fail. Geeks read books on a computer.
... - February 23, 2009, 11:56 am
Fred you failed miserably.
Fredric T - February 12, 2009, 9:22 am
Sci Fi geek maybe but not a gamer Not a book in the picture


VIRGINITY -


TAGS: virginity cherry pop frozen hard
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by caveman

tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:28 pm
Classic.
shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 9:05 am
Ain't that the truth!!!!!!
mariand - December 19, 2011, 10:28 am
LOL


BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA - If the Scout Master touches my virginity I will cut him!


TAGS: boy scout touch virginity cut
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:01 am
The real Canteen Boy...
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:14 am
lol


IRONY -


TAGS: war peace soldiers virginity hammy
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - March 16, 2012, 10:51 am
you don't know that :)
RonE - March 16, 2012, 8:26 am
being dead is it's own kind of peace.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 11:06 pm
haha glad to be back :D and that is quite an honor my good man !
M0rd3kaI - March 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
:O WOW.... 5L and EXCELLENT motto, that's going to be my status on fb (the highest rank in my book... well, not really, but all funny crap gets that title.) nicely done and welcome back to full swing
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm
haha wise words oh bearded one :D
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm

Wunnerful! 5Ls
GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, like wanting something in the worst way. Nice one Mr Hammy
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:44 pm
haha I thought it was pretty swell too :D
mariand - March 15, 2012, 6:43 pm
Beware...Hammy has brought the heavy artilery... I like the analogy...
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:42 pm
Why thank you :D
carebear - March 15, 2012, 6:40 pm
(carebear BANNED)


VIRGINITY - You will definitely lose it... but it might grow back


TAGS: virginity autorickshaw richshaw grow lose
Rating: 2.82/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
VIRGINITY For some it is the biggest fuck they ever get outta life, and their parent's basement.


VIRGINITY - In some cases, it's terminal.


TAGS: virginity
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Losifer

MissRed - May 20, 2010, 11:36 am
Sexy but not gettin' any tonight love.


VIRGINITY - Come visit the South of France, They even sell virgins.




YOU'RE AREN'T HER FIRST -


TAGS: young love virginity
Rating: 4.96/5

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wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:01 pm
If it matters, you're a sad sack. 5 or 500 it's all about being the best there is, and her knowing it without a doubt. Forget teaching, just $%6# it like you stole it and after her brains are back in she'll do whatever you want.
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:54 am
I'd ask... Just to make sure that I don't have to teach all the ordinary stuff...
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 6:22 pm
Don't care 'bout before. I just want to be the last... 5 deep gazes and the touch of her fingers on my cheek.
R.S.Jake - August 10, 2011, 4:34 pm
That'5 right! No matter what the answer is, you don't want to know. This question should never be asked, by anyone. Ever.


SOLUTUDE -


TAGS: see also masterbation virginity and oodles of free time
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Sean

mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:11 am
that's true...5 lies to you ;)
fascistfrenchman - October 28, 2010, 6:03 am
Lol - I love it.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:59 pm
Excellent.
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
As far as haters go, carpet bombing is just an outward manifestation of his own personal insecurities. It's nothing worth paying attention to.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:24 pm
Hatred, like money, is usually either earned or inherited.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 6:17 pm
Thanks GS, but I think indescriminate hatred is actually a greater insult as it denies me of all that is uniquely annoying about myself -- and those are some of my favouritist qualities.
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:41 pm
the Hoosier bomber, has been hosed
Faceplant31 - October 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
This poster is beyond amsome and the bomber hit more than just you sean, he got quite a few other's posters as well.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
Cool. I have a hater. Two 1-votes on two posters in a matter of minutes. Subtle.
agdaniele - October 27, 2010, 1:24 am
Still the goods... nay, the greats.


VIRGINITY - All goes well until sex ...what am I doing wrong?




TIMMY - He's still trying to lose his virginity


TAGS: timmy virginity lose advert classified ugly repulsive
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Sean - June 5, 2009, 12:07 am
Least you coulda done was pixel my phone number. Asshat! Hey wait a minute, the phone's ringin' ....


STAR TREK - I'm a fan, and I lost my virginity at 16. What's YOUR excuse?


TAGS: virginity
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by 2Hotty

Morgaine - February 28, 2010, 8:26 pm
Problem: Star Trek Fans cant get laid Solution: find a girl as into Star Trek as you
Auda - November 8, 2008, 3:23 pm
Bad hygiene practices and barely trying. I have also been told I'm creepy, I don't see what the problem is, and neither do the other five.


VIRGINITY -




VIRGINITY - Sex free perimeter established.... CHECK!




Virginity -


TAGS: virginity prison jail
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:19 pm
An innocent bar of soap and a little personal hygiene...who knew? 5l's
Reality Lord - February 24, 2015, 10:37 pm

lol


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